Honey They Shrunk My Hormones: Humor & Insight from the
Trenches of Midlife (Howard Pub.)
“I’m
telling you, this lady knows her hormones---and I recognized every
cotton-pickin’ one of them. True girl talk for the estrogen deprived among
us.” Patsy Clairmont- Women of
Faith Author & Speaker
“
Humor, wit, and sensitivity toward women in the trenches of midlife mark the
pages of Caron Chandler Loveless's Honey, They Shrunk My Hormones. Loveless discusses how
bodily changes can affect women just as the nest empties and the responsibility
of caring for aging parents kicks in. Women will appreciate the wisdom and hope
Loveless offers as she tackles issues of aging, as well as the honest approach
she takes while describing unnerving experiences such as getting a mammogram.” Today’s
Christian Woman Magazine
“ In this joyful, encouraging book,
Loveless uses humor, and lots of it, to inspire and to encourage women
approaching, or in the midst of midlife. This book’s candid essays are funny,
but not silly, poignant but not sappy, and always insightful, turning to
Scripture for a balanced perspective.” Forbes
Book Club
“ I had to pry myself away from this book. I am
ready for a sequel! I laughed, I cried. I “aha’d as I read each page. I even
read a loud to my husband those areas that could validate the fact that his
wife isn’t the only one experiencing such changes. Thanks to you, we’ve been
made aware that this is just another season we have been created to go through,
and we can choose to be miserable or we can embrace it for
all the good that can be enjoyed. Through your writing I felt God blessed me
with time shared with a dear friend!” D.
Monroe- Orlando
“Through
Caron’s light touch and inclusive research, I now have an understanding of
what’s before me. I was both equipped and entertained.” Marita Littauer
Author, Speaker & Pres. CLASServices, Inc.
“I just got the book yesterday and am already halfway
through it. Caron is a wonderful writer and I will be letting my subscribers
know that they need to read "Honey, They Shrunk My Hormones"! It’s
all covered in this book. Caron has a great sense of humor and I believe the way she blends
her Christian beliefs with that humor will open some eyes that may have been
closed. Best wishes and many blessings!”
Dee Adams, Midlife Cartoonist- Rebel with the Pause!
http://www.minniepauz.com
Caron: Just finished
reading your book. Wow! Did I ever need to know others are going through some
of the same things I am going through! My daughter gave me the book for
Mother's Day! What a blessing. By the way, how's the weight loss going?
JUDY- Fresno, CA
Honey They Shrunk My Hormones is a humorous and serious
collection of essays, observations and enlightenment designed for the
ever-increasing throng of estrogen-starved women who are, as we speak, running
around in all-purpose denial. Chalk full of eyewitness accounts and in-depth,
gut-honest reporting, the author intends to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt
that, indeed, midlife is REAL and real women go there.
The
book includes both fun and tender quotations, little known facts and heretofore
exclusive, undocumented research all in a sincere
effort to alleviate much of the fear, unease and girl-type hysteria commonly associated
with women over forty. (Not to brag, but another thing this book does is debut
the longest sentence in the history of world literature.)
Perhaps the most significant benefit is that
women of every tribe and tongue, rich or poor, in sickness and in health who
find themselves trapped in the clutches of midlife will receive a refuge of
comfort and cheer just knowing that they are not crazy and that at least there is one other person out there
who is seeing the same chin hair, feeling the same shock and moaning with
equal despair each time she looks in the mirror.
Where
natural and appropriate Honey, They
Shrunk My Hormones! includes
significant segments of spiritual content. It refers often to scripture as well
as encourages women to invite The God Who Never Changes to see them through the
many sizeable transitions and challenges he thought necessary to involve them
in no thanks to Eve.
With
candor and valor, best-selling author Caron Loveless guides you on a seriously
funny, soul-prodding trek through some of the most significant, stretching, and
glorious growing up God asks a girl to do.
* Honey,
They Shrunk My Hormones! is a series of lip-grinning,
heart-touching, truth-telling talks about the LIFE of a 40+woman. You will
laugh, you might cry, but most of all… you’ll be among friends.
Chapter
Titles Include:
- Pardon Me, but Your Midlife is Showing
- Wombs To Go
- If You Can’t Stand the Heat You’re Not Alone
- Everybody’s Doing the Birthday Bash
- In Defense of the Chicken-breasted Mammogram
- Huffin’ with the Health Club Hotties
- Keeping Your Chin(s) Up
- It’s Been A Hard Dazed Night
- Separation Anxiety
- Support for Mother’s of Males
- What’s Really Eating the
- Restocking the Empty Nest
- I Think I Can Face the Music if Someone Will Dance with Me
- A Little Whine is Good for the Heart
- Jesus I Need Your Prayers Today
And MORE!
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